trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

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1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

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expectopuggtronumm:

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
  • BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma:What?
  • BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
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netlfix:

when a popular blog likes your post but doesnt reblog it its just like

image

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