kenby:

why u lick me

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

(via obliviaatte)

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waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
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barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

(via iinvaded)

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jackalqueenston:

i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

(Source: snarkys, via lotrx)

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yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

(Source: awfullyy, via thinkeing)

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: okaytrue, via animalw1thin)

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