hate:

how do people murder people when i cant even ask workers in stores for help without getting nervous

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awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

toby does this to me with them bug eyes
awwww-cute:

People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes
kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

that cat in the middle looks like it fucked up

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

(via beeutiful23)

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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peetasallhehasleft:

anachronisticsiren:


Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]

#MIA ARE YOU MOCKING YOUR GRANDMA?????
A+ tag from camyberry

mr-radical:

i feel like watching anime but also i don’t, also i feel like playing a video game but also i don’t, also i feel like drawing but also i don’t

#effort

(via foodcon)

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porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

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americxanhorrorstory:

Ryan Murphy: Yes Evan Peters and Emma Roberts will have a relationship during Freak Show.

AHS Fandom:

image

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secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

really? it’s not the, you know, sudden break out into musical numbers with group choreography? xD

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xydg:

i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you 

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